Tuesday, November 29, 2011

What's Next?

As was announced this past weekend, it looks as if the Celtics and the rest of the NBA will have a chance to run after all this winter.

So, now -- with both training camps and free agency expected to start on Dec. 9 -- Danny and the Cs have their work cut out for them, if they are going to take one more legit run at a ring before the window is closed, locked, and sealed shut.

The Celtics have only seven players under contract, and with a starting five of RA, KG, PP, Jermaine and Rondo (unless you are sold on today's trade rumors), what the front office ends up doing with the bench will probably be the biggest factor in determining if this team will have a shot in this shortened season.

Take Rondo's age out of that question and the rest of them are 36, 35, 34 and 33 respectively. So even with a shortened season, the starting five is going to need a good bench so their legs will be fresh come the playoffs -- and right now their bench is non-existent.

Will Delonte and Big Baby be re-signed? Well apparently there is a lot of frustration with Baby from last year. Jackie MacMullen had this to say about the Cs and Baby:

On Glen Davis’s struggles last season and if the Celtics will re-sign him: “You have wonder what was going on inside his head. He had a weight clause in his contract and he had to keep a certain weight. You take a picture of Big Baby from November to April and it’s pretty startling. … So what that tells me is, he had this weight clause and he kept missing it and he kept paying them out, fine after fine after fine. He drove them crazy over there, there’s no question about it.

Shaq had some insight to that, they considered him somewhat of a selfish player trying to get his numbers in his free agent year. Clearly he did not live up the conditioning rules and regulations that they set for him. I think there’s a high level of frustration over there about Big Baby about what he did, or more appropriately, what he didn’t do for them, especially in the postseason. Now having said all of that, if you get him for dirt cheap, do you take him back? I don’t know how perturbed Doc Rivers is about him because I haven’t really asked him about Big Baby for a while. My gut is that he won’t be back.”

That doesn't sound too promising. As for Delonte -- I expect Danny to sign him. Ainge has always been a Delonte fan, so I think he will ink him to a short-term deal.

Jeff Green will likely be back. His legs and athleticism should play a huge role in helping the starters as long as he can put it together. As a restricted free agent, there is the possibility that a team could come in and overpay him and compensate the Celtics, but I don't see it after his spotty play last season.

Add the two rookies as other possibilities, though definitely not a given, I think it is going to be an extremely entertaining two weeks of front office moves. I'm looking forward to it.

While we wait for the agreement to be finalized -- here are some of the more interesting post-lockout links I've come across.

-- Peter May takes a look at the Cs next moves
-- Here's another Rondo for CP rumor
-- Celticsblog.com takes an extremely entertaining look at how Delonte spent the lockout...including seeking employment at Home Depot and BJs before getting a job at Regency Furniture Showrooms
-- Red's Army says the Celtics are taking a hard look at Tyson Chandler
-- Ray Allen has faith in the front office
-- The Herald is reporting that Leo Papile is no longer with the team
-- Put Steve Bulpett in the "Shortened Season Helps the Cs" camp
-- Gary Washburn looks at where the Cs bench stands right now
-- And finally, here is the annual washed-up veteran wants to play for the Cs story

I'll check in again soon as the picture for 2011-2012 gets a little less fuzzy.

On a final note -- it looks like the Red Sox have finally settled on a manager. He looks happy...

Monday, November 14, 2011

Long Winter Ahead...

Well the NBA players and owners inability to find common ground has most likely killed the 2011-2012 season, and along with it any chance (however remote it might have been) of the Celtics new Big Three could capture a second ring together.

Peter May agrees, and says that -- besides stadium employees, restaurant workers and bar owners near NBA arenas, the Celtics and their almost shut & locked window may be the most hurt by this mess.

I'm not going to sit here and type about the details of the negotiations that no one wants to read. I am not going to sit here and tell you one side is more at fault than the other. I am not going to because you don't care, and quite frankly, I really don't know all the info...

I merely read just enough to get an idea of what is happening...and I read enough to realize that it is probable that I won't be able to partake in a long-standing winter, family tradition....Watching the Celtics.

And I might be in the minority here...but I am definitely going to miss it.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Time to Pipe In

Last time I posted...nearly a month ago...I mentioned that I would be piping back in as September continued to heat up.

Well it did heat up...in the form of an implosion. And I just didn't want to relive the mess that the Red Sox season became.

Now, a few weeks following the greatest September collapse in MLB history, the Sox look to be heading into blow-it-up-and-start-over mode.

Granted, being the second-highest spending team in the league, starting over in Boston isn't quite the same as starting over in, say, Pittsburgh.

All that being said, so far the Sox brass has fired Tito and in doing so they have also been starting a bit of a smear campaign to sully the reputation of arguably one of the most successful coaches in Sox history as he leaves town.

This following is an excerpt from a Gordon Edes article from ESPN.com on how Sox management is making a habit of ending things poorly:

He is through with Boston, even if "team sources" may not be through skewering him. Francona in the end took it from all sides -- from the players who violated his trust, from the players who did not intervene like they do on winning teams and call the miscreants to account, to the highest levels of management whose sense of decency apparently went on hiatus at the end.

"I think people are starting to recognize there's a pattern here. All of a sudden it becomes personal, especially with guys who have had so much success in that uniform," Garciaparra said on "SportsCenter" Wednesday.

"If we want to go down the list ... now we're hearing about Terry Francona, before Terry ... it was Johnny Damon, before him you had Derek Lowe, you had Pedro Martinez, you hadManny Ramirez, you had myself, then you had Mo Vaughn, then you had Roger Clemens, then you had Jim Rice, Carl Yastrzemski, and oh, by the way, one Ted Williams.

"So the list is pretty good, pretty prestigious, but it seems to happen. So there's a pattern. Is it all these guys that are bad or is there something more here?"

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A lot has been written in recent weeks about the behavior of the players...most notably this article today in the Globe. This indicates to me that it was probably time for Tito to move on...but that doesn't change what he accomplished here in this town. And it sure doesn't mean you should kick him in the nuts on his way out.

Stay Classy John Henry.

Now the latest tonight is that it looks as though Henry and crew are reportedly are letting GM Theo walk to the North Side of Chicago.

Let the piling on begin.

Me, I don't get it. Here we have someone who was instrumental in bringing the first championship to this town for the first time in 86 years in 2004, and then doing it again a few years later.

While Theo's free agent signing track record is less than stellar, he has shown a knack for building up the farm system and developing talent.

All the Theo haters better be careful what they wish for...as the grass is not always greener. People may one day soon look back at what the Sox have become and long for the Theo Epstein days.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

One Game Does Not a Season Make

Sure, Brady threw for 500-plus yards.

Sure, offensively, the Patriots looked, in a word, awesome.

Sure, despite giving up a quick score to the Dolphins, the Pats answered right back on their way to a convincing 38-24 win.

But let's not get ahead of ourselves, as it seems some local yahoos have. Our collective memories can't be that short, right? If you remember correctly the Patriots marched through the regular season last year to the tune of a 14-2 record, only to see it all crash down against the Jets.

Remember that game? Remember the frustration of the performance as Brady looked like he had happy feet all game long in the pocket?

I do -- obviously -- and I can't shake it.

Don't get me wrong, Brady is quite obviously one of the best there is -- and every team is entitled to getting out-coached and out-played on any given day -- especially the playoffs. But I am not quite ready to start the printing press on Super Bowl Champs t-shirts just yet.

The Pats look good. No, strike that. They looked great offensively.

Defensively, they looked OK and made some big plays when they had to...but they also gave up a ton of yards (Chad Henne - 30 of 49 for 400-plus yards).

Next week the Pats come home to take on the (sing it with me) S-A-N ... D-I-E-G-O...SUPERCHARGERS, who many are predicting to take the AFC West. Let's get a few more games under the belt before we start popping the champagne.

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While one Boston team is starting things out, another is struggling to finish it out. So far in September, the Sox look more like the team that started the season 2-10, while the Rays have looked like world beaters. But for those of you measuring the tallest points on the Tobin Bridge in preparation for the collapse, take heed to this piece from Jonah Keri, who writes for my new favorite site, Bill Simmons' Grantland.com.

Just a solid piece breaking down the likelihood of the Rays continued surge and the Sox continued swoon. One of the better parts of the column:

No team has ever squandered a lead of 7.5 games or more in September. Yes, the Sox have seen their 9.5-game cushion on Tampa Bay shrink to three games in just 12 days. But this isn't horseshoes or nuclear war. No points are awarded for coming close. If the Sox merely play .500 ball the rest of the way, the Rays need to go 11-5 (.688) just to set up a tiebreaker.

The schedule says that won't happen. Seven of Boston's final 16 games come against the Orioles; the Rays have just two games left against them (and seven against the loaded Yankees). Baltimore owns the worst record in the American League, second-worst in the majors. Last night's O's lineup included Matt Angle, Kyle Hudson, and Robert Andino. The Red Sox could send a 51-year-old Oil Can Boyd out against the Orioles and they'd still win. Steamroll the O's as expected, then win a handful of other games, and you force the Rays to play ostensibly perfect baseball for the next 2½ weeks.

Regression is coming. Everything that could have gone wrong for Boston has gone wrong. Dustin Pedroia, one of the best all-around players in the league, has gone ice-cold. He's 3-for-34 in his past eight games, with nine strikeouts and one extra-base hit. He's hitless in his past 13 at-bats with runners in scoring position. The recent RISP woes run deeper than that: The Sox are hitting just .228 in that situation over their past eight games, including a 1-for-15 stretch against the Rays.

These things don't last. Over the long haul, there's no such thing as a team that's clutch or unclutch. Balls will start dropping in for hits, and runs will start scoring. Even without the ailing Kevin Youkilis, the Red Sox feature a loaded lineup, second only to the Yankees in runs scored. MVP candidate Jacoby Ellsbury fronts one of the best foursomes in baseball alongside Pedroia, Adrian Gonzalez, and David Ortiz. Even the team's role players, guys like Josh Reddick (.355wOBA), Jarrod Saltalamacchia (.337), and Marco Scutaro (.331), have been positive contributors. Slumps happen, but so do bounce-backs. The smart money says this team will mash down the stretch.

Meanwhile, the Rays are giving playing time to green rookies Brandon Guyer and Jose Lobaton, sending Casey Kotchman out to reenact the Dead Ball Era against lefties and sending Sean Rodriguez out to hit like a pitcher against righties. B.J. Upton just had a stretch in which he reached base a team-record nine times in a row, despite using a plate approach that consists of swinging at the first pitch every time and trusting the pitcher to have no brains whatsoever. This is a team with half a lineup, playing over its head. Plus Kyle Farnsworth's hurt, leaving behind a thin bullpen.

Things never look worse than when you're slumping and never better than when you're streaking. It won't last. You've got this, Red Sox.


That's it for tonight -- I'll be back as September heats up.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Introducing David Thorne

OK...so I am back again.

Since I have been lacking creativity lately...I've decided to focus in on someone who has plenty to carry the load. His name is David Thorne...and according to Wikipedia (which is always soooo trustworthy)...he is an Australian humorist (and graphic artist, I believe) who gained notoriety for trying to pay an overdue bill with a drawing of a seven-legged spider. The exchange spread virally via email and Facebook, etc...and led to a huge amount of visitors to his website.

The guy messes with people via email and the Internet tremendously. Some of his posts have brought tears to my eyes from laughing -- so much so, that I figured I'd share a few of my favorites here with you. But these are just a few...make sure to go to his site and click through a bunch of his posts...you will not be disappointed. This guy is hilarious.

(Also -- these may seem long...but if you read from top down...it goes by fast. Don't give up on it).

Example #1: I cried laughing half way through this one.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Poster

Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.



This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks Shan.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news. Luckily I was sitting down when I read your email and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up? I am surprised you managed to attend work at all what with thinking about Missy out there cold, frightened and alone... possibly lying on the side of the road, her back legs squashed by a vehicle, calling out "Shannon, where are you?"
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, David.
From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Poster

yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
I never said I don't like cats. Once, having been invited to a party, I went clothes shopping beforehand and bought a pair of expensive G-Star boots. They were two sizes too small but I wanted them so badly I figured I could just wear them without socks and cut my toenails very short. As the party was only a few blocks from my place, I decided to walk. After the first block, I lost all feeling in my feet. Arriving at the party, I stumbled into a guy named Steven, spilling Malibu & coke onto his white Wham 'Choose Life' t-shirt, and he punched me. An hour or so after the incident, Steven sat down in a chair already occupied by a cat. The surprised cat clawed and snarled causing Steven to leap out of the chair, slip on a rug and strike his forehead onto the corner of a speaker; resulting in a two inch open gash. In its shock, the cat also defecated, leaving Steven with a wet brown stain down the back of his beige cargo pants. I liked that cat.
Attached poster as requested.
Regards, David.


From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small?

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, David.
From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do it in colour please. Thanks.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. I don't come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window. I am willing to overlook this faux pas due to you no doubt being preoccupied with thoughts of Missy attempting to make her way home across busy intersections or being trapped in a drain as it slowly fills with water. I spent three days down a well once but that was just for fun.
I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.
Regards, David.


From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say lost.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Awww

Dear Shannon,
I don't have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend's cat for a week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter, I kept the cat in a closed cardboard box in the shed and forgot about it. If I wanted to feed something and clean faeces, I wouldn't have put my mother in that home after her stroke. A week later, when my friend came to collect his cat, I pretended that I was not home and mailed the box to him. Apparently I failed to put enough stamps on the package and he had to collect it from the post office and pay eighteen dollars. He still goes on about that sometimes, people need to learn to let go.
I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.
Regards, David.



From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Awww

Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Awww

I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls and says "I haven't seen your orange cat but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a car, do you want it?" you can politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.
I knew someone who had a basset hound that had its hind legs removed after an accident and it had to walk around with one of those little buggies with wheels. If it had been my dog I would have asked for all its legs to be removed and replaced with wheels and had a remote control installed. I could charge neighbourhood kids for rides and enter it in races. If I did the same with a horse I could drive it to work. I would call it Steven.
Regards, David.
From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Please just use the photo I gave you.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww


From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

I didnt say there was a reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks Shan.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww



From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Fine. That will have to do.

Example #2: This one made my stomach hurt.

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 2.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Logo Design

Hello David,
I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something to show prospective clients this week so would you be able to pull something together in the next few days? I will also need a couple of pie charts done for a 1 page website. If the deal goes ahead there will be some good money in it for you.
Simon

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 3.52pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Logo Design

Dear Simon,

Disregarding the fact that you have still not paid me for work I completed earlier this year despite several assertions that you would do so, I would be delighted to spend my free time creating logos and pie charts for you based on further vague promises of future possible payment. Please find attached pie chart as requested and let me know of any changes required.
Regards, David.

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 4.11pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Logo Design

Is that supposed to be a fucking joke? I told you the previous projects did not go ahead. I invested a lot more time and energy in those projects than you did. If you put as much energy into the projects as you do being a dickhead you would be a lot more successful.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 5.27pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

Dear Simon,
You are correct and I apologise. Your last project was actually both commercially viable and original. Unfortunately the part that was commercially viable was not original, and the part that was original was not commercially viable.
I would no doubt find your ideas more 'cutting edge' and original if I had traveled forward in time from the 1950's but as it stands, your ideas for technology based projects that have already been put into application by other people several years before you thought of them fail to generate the enthusiasm they possibly deserve. Having said that though, if I had traveled forward in time, my time machine would probably put your peer to peer networking technology to shame as not only would it have commercial viability, but also an awesome logo and accompanying pie charts.
Regardless, I have, as requested, attached a logo that represents not only the peer to peer networking project you are currently working on, but working with you in general.
Regards, David.

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 11.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

You just crossed the line. You have no idea about the potential this project has. The technology allows users to network peer to peer, add contacts, share information and is potentially worth many millions of dollars and your short sightedness just cost you any chance of being involved.
From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 1.36pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

Dear Simon,
So you have invented Twitter. Congratulations. This is where that time machine would definitely have come in quite handy.
When I was about twelve, I read that time slows down when approaching the speed of light so I constructed a time machine by securing my father's portable generator to the back of my mini-bike with rope and attaching the drive belt to the back wheel. Unfortunately, instead of traveling through time and finding myself in the future, I traveled about fifty metres along the footpath at 200mph before finding myself in a bush. When asked by the nurse filling out the hospital accident report "Cause of accident?" I stated 'time travel attempt' but she wrote down 'stupidity'.
If I did have a working time machine, the first thing I would do is go back four days and tell myself to read the warning on the hair removal cream packaging where it recommends not using on sensitive areas.
I would then travel several months back to warn myself against agreeing to do copious amounts of design work for an old man wielding the business plan equivalent of a retarded child poking itself in the eye with a spoon, before finally traveling back to 1982 and explaining to myself the long term photographic repercussions of going to the hairdresser and asking for a haircut exactly like Simon LeBon's the day before a large family gathering.
Regards, David.
From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 3.29pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

You really are a fucking idiot and have no idea what you are talking about. The project I am working on will be more successful than twitter within a year. When I sell the project for 40 million dollars I will ignore any emails from you begging to be a part of it and will send you a postcard from my yaght. Ciao.
From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 3.58pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 4.10pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

Anyone else would be able to see the opportunity I am presenting but not you. You have to be a fucking smart arse about it. All I was asking for was a logo and a few pie charts which would have taken you a few fucking hours.
From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 4.25pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

Dear Simon
Actually, you were asking me to design a logotype which would have taken me a few hours and fifteen years experience. For free. With pie charts. Usually when people don't ask me to design them a logo, pie charts or website, I, in return, do not ask them to paint my apartment, drive me to the airport, represent me in court or whatever it is they do for a living. Unfortunately though, as your business model consists entirely of "Facebook is cool, I am going to make a website just like that", this non exchange of free services has no foundation as you offer nothing of which I wont ask for.
Regards, David.
From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 4.43pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

What the fuck is your point? Are you going to do the logo and charts for me or not?
From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 5.02pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 5.13pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

Do not ever email me again.
From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 5.19pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

Ok. Good luck with your project. If you need anything let me know.
Regards, David.
From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 5.27pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

Get fucked.

Example #3: This is what brought on one of the 10 complaints filed against him by a co-worker in a six-month time span. Simply hilarious...
From: Simon Dempsey
Date: Thursday 31 March 2011 12.37pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: No Subject
Did you draw Justin Biebers face on all the images in my stock images folder and save them over my files?

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 31 March 2011 12.44pm
To: Simon Dempsey
Subject: Re: No Subject
Yes.

From: Simon Dempsey
Date: Thursday 31 March 2011 12.49pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: No Subject
What the fuck for? What are you even doing in my files?

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 31 March 2011 12.56pm
To: Simon Dempsey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: No Subject
I didn't think you would notice. I am meant to be laying out a business card for a client so was looking for a distraction and realised I can open and save files from your computer over the network.

From: Simon Dempsey
Date: Thursday 31 March 2011 1.05pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: No Subject
But what did you put Justin Biebers face on them for dickhead? I was going to use them for something.

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 31 March 2011 1.12pm
To: Simon Dempsey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: No Subject
You can still use them. Justin Bieber is very popular.

From: Simon Dempsey
Date: Thursday 31 March 2011 1.27pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: No Subject
Stay off my computer and you better have a backup of the original images. Do you have a backup?

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 31 March 2011 1.31pm
To: Simon Dempsey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: No Subject
No.

From: Simon Dempsey
Date: Thursday 31 March 2011 1.43pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: No Subject
Right dickhead. I'm making a formal complaint.